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My kind of quotes

So little time, so little to do — Oscar Levant

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it — P.J.O’Rourke

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going — P.J.O’Rourke

A man is only as faithful as his options — Chris Rock

Always do whatever’s next — George Carlin

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time — George Carlin

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established — George Carlin

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist — George Carlin

All animals are equal but some are more equal than others — George Orwell

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet — Woody Allen

 

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